'Well, this is me at the beach-hut. Sure is a great vantage point for checking out the action on the beach…'
'And me, well I was just born to surf. Don't you just love the way sea water tousles my coat!'
'Sunday was high drama at the beach, I actually hit the headlines when I became separated from my pack… Can you believe that Beach-Banter's SOS described me as a Husky - Sacre Bleu!